How exactly does something like this happen?
Well, you know, the interwebs is one of those newfangled things not many people have on their radah and all...
Yep, it's truly a niche thing, I mean it's not like there are more smartphones being sold than babies being born worldwide or the like.
In the good news department, we've had our first eephus pitch sighting of Spring.
And Padilla says it'll be part of his arsenal.
But, hey, nobody's gonna take this one from us.