I'm not sure why, but hearing that Valentine has has imposed a much strictah workout and practice regimen for spring and that not everyone is happy about it has made me really staht to warm up to the guy.
What do you mean you don't know why? It's the law and order Rethuglican in you. Heh.
Seriously. Next you'll be holding a night of prayer to ask Jesus to have Valentine confiscate player contraceptives.
That's right, because as we know you nanny state libs are all about personal liberty...
And nothing says personal liberty like government bureaucrat lackeys confiscating a kid's lunch because it doesn't meet their approved dogma.
Speaking of an official system of tenets, that Jet Blue Park sure is purty.
Nothing excites the salty passions like balls shagged ovah a perfectly manicured lawn on a languid afternoon.