Quelle surprise! Oil Can Boyd pitched while "high!"
Well, damn. There goes anothah childhood role model.
Christ, next somebody's gonna tell me JFK was deflowering teenage interns in the White House.
Speaking of tendah young shoots, I've seen my first metaphorical crocus of the late wintah...
Dave Pinto opines:
"... if Sweeney, Buchholz and Aceves could be one win [above] replacement value, the Red Sox will be in solid contention, rather than on the bubble."
Yeah, but beware the caveat: "If injuries cause Boston to at some point go with Dice-K and Miller for any stretch, I think the team is in trouble."
Injuries? On this club with its crackah jack medical staff? Get the fuck out.