Making progress

Al:
Well, at long last scientists have discovered a way to make non Red Sox fans experience the the thrill of Septembah 2011.

 

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Mike:
Glad those days are long behind with the front office working ovahtime to bring in blue chips like Brad Emaus.

 

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Doug:
Are you fucking kidding me? I haven't been this excited since the Sox signed Tug Hulett.*

 

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Mike:
Speaking of excited tugs, the development of Internet-based sex toys continues apace.

 

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Doug:
"Afterwards, my finger smelled like lube."

 

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Al:
So is that a bug or a feature?

 

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Comments

[Bob]

I wonder if that sex toy is how A-Fraud stays in touch with Hal Steinbrenner during the off season.

[lc]

um ya, that Brad guy. Anagram from Brad Emaus is

A Bard Muse

I don't know if that's hopeful or gay

lc

*******SPAM***************

[h.b.]

Hat tip to COD for the link to the virtual dildo stuff.

[Bob]

You guys see this story about the woman with two vaginas?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/01/11/woman-with-two-vaginas-hazel-jones-this-morning_n_1199193.html?ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

When her boyfriend found out about her condition, he split.

[yazbread]

I can only imagine where we are headed between now and truck day.

[lc]

@yb if I don't hit a pole at 50 mph by then, I'd be shocked

lc

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[lc]

or if you really want to go off the rails, kindly be advised that the new nickname for 3:16QB
is

wait for it

THE BIG TEBOWSKI

oh, you're welcome.

lc

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[lc]

@hb pls check spam folder

[Rob in CT]

lc - stick to anagrams and the occasional palindrome...

Oof! Big Tebowski?? :P

[pseudosanity78]

I readily admit my lack of knowledge in all things football (despite my mum being a huge fan and my g-pa almost playing for the Steelers way back when), but I will also readily admit my love for all things Jeff Bridges. I believe a robe wearing, white Russian swilling, carpet loving quarterback would be beyond awesome.

Does this gentleman partake in these activities? If so, he's alright in my book. :)

[Harwich Rich]

So will he be referring to his Lord and Saviour,as the "Big Dude" ??