It can and does happen
Mike:
Anyone read this Boston Magazine piece on the innah workings of the Red Sox from a formah PR guy?
Al:
Yeah, some fun tidbits, particularly that paht about Noman and Shuttlenauts.
Mike:
Best paht for me was that stuff on John Henry's carousing.
Doug:
Yeah, this illustration is priceless.
Mike:
I want it as a friggin wallpapah on my monitor.
Al:
I confess that the leg the one in the red is showing sorta stahts to the stir the sap in my maple.
Doug:
For me it's the esoterically erotic detail of the mole on her left breast.
Al:
Is it wrong to be so titillated by a cartoon image?
Mike:
No, it's not wrong, but it is creepy.
Doug:
Hmmm... that sounds oddly familiah.
What you can't see in that illustration is Lisa on her knees in front of John Henry. Can't blame the woman; he offered her a full time job operating the 5-button PC on his yacht.
Posted by: Bob | 2012.01.05 at 09:14 AM
You have to realize that anything those young ladies whisper into his ears gets amplified to 90 dbHL.
Posted by: yazbread | 2012.01.05 at 09:40 AM
Nomar is a moon landing denier? That doesn't speak well of the education he got at Georgia Tech!
Posted by: COD | 2012.01.05 at 10:34 AM
"Turface" is my new favorite word.
etymologically,
lc
Posted by: lc | 2012.01.05 at 10:48 AM
I went to read a Soxaholix strip and walked into an episode of Community.
Posted by: da kine | 2012.01.05 at 11:17 AM
As my grandfather always said, "Watch out for the quiet ones...it is always the quiet ones!"
Or if you prefer:
John Henry was a steel drivin' man...I'd like to drive some steel with those two!
Posted by: Jack Wrong (aka Follower of Tito) | 2012.01.05 at 12:50 PM
any chance we could see Mr Henry become a semi-regulah character here? No? how about the lady in red and Ms Pizzuti then? we can start a collection to pay the copyright fees
Posted by: buckner was framed | 2012.01.05 at 01:20 PM
It's too bad Jurassic Carl wasn't around to discuss the moon landing with Nomar.
Posted by: Professional Hitter | 2012.01.05 at 01:41 PM
Recent Buster Olney tweet: "Manny Ramirez plans to work out for teams later this month, in an effort to sign with an MLB team." I'd take him back!
Posted by: Natalie | 2012.01.05 at 02:08 PM
The Devil, they say, is in the details.
Posted by: Past a Diving Jeter | 2012.01.05 at 02:26 PM
As smart as John Henry is, an even smarter gentleman is puzzled by the heavenly bodies orbiting JH in that illustration..
http://m.yahoo.com/w/news_america/women-mystery-british-physicist-hawking-135814776.html?orig_host_hdr=news.yahoo.com&.intl=us&.lang=en-us
Posted by: Rob in CT | 2012.01.05 at 02:50 PM
Bailey used an awful lot of words to say not much.
I like Buckner's idea. Linda's pretty hot.
Posted by: LarryE | 2012.01.05 at 02:54 PM