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Susan:
We're stocked with castoffs in Pawtucket
Susan:
Seems Ben likes to piss in a minor league bucket
Susan:
It reeks of a small-mahket plan
Says our curly-haired boyfriend man
Susan:
So furl your 2012 pennant
and fuck it
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If CHB is deriding the plan that improves its standing from my POV.
Posted by: COD | 2012.01.09 at 09:26 AM
"Furl you!"
"Looks like I'm furled."
"What the furl?"
"Where the furl are we?"
"Furl, that hurt!"
Yep. The word works just fine.
Posted by: Bob | 2012.01.09 at 09:28 AM
"Your Majesty! You look like the piss boy!"
Posted by: James | 2012.01.09 at 09:32 AM
It's times like this I like to go to an old standard: "Lower the bar, damn it, lower the bar!"
Posted by: Jack Wrong (aka Follower of Tito) | 2012.01.09 at 09:41 AM
Thank you Denver. 50 words or less.
Posted by: yazbread | 2012.01.09 at 10:04 AM
Nice Turface
lc
Posted by: lc | 2012.01.09 at 10:39 AM
The ending of that football game was up there with Chambliss's home run.
Posted by: David Pinto | 2012.01.09 at 10:44 AM
Agree w/ Pinto. I can't remember being that excited about a sporting event that didn't involve a Boston team in a long, long time.
Posted by: soxinsix | 2012.01.09 at 10:54 AM
As for the Sox, Bob's what the furl? is spot on.
Posted by: soxinsix | 2012.01.09 at 10:55 AM
2nd time in a week that a post with the word t*u*r*f*a*c*e didn't get posted. what's that about
Posted by: lc | 2012.01.09 at 11:13 AM
LC,
both these went into spam. not sure why...
lc said:
Nice Turface lc
Reply | Edit | 39 minutes ago on Aaron Cook, c'mon d…
lc said:
"Turface" is my new favorite word. etymologically, lc
Reply | Edit | 4 days ago on It can and does hap…
Posted by: h.b. | 2012.01.09 at 11:20 AM
FYI there are *tons* of l.c. comments in the spam folder I'm just seeing now. Again, not sure why.
For some reason TypePad has put a scarlet letter on l.c.
I'll remember to keep an eye on it moving forward.
Posted by: h.b. | 2012.01.09 at 11:23 AM
Castoffs?
Colon.
Garcia.
I'm just sayin'. Better option than Andrew Miller, I'm guessing.
Posted by: ponch | 2012.01.09 at 01:26 PM
Sorry, I'm much more likely to unfurl things.
Posted by: Kaz | 2012.01.09 at 01:39 PM
that explains where my sunset rental went
Posted by: buckner was framed | 2012.01.09 at 02:23 PM
Hall of Fame:
IN:
-Barry Larkin
-Ron Santo (Golden Era Committee)
HONORED:
-Tim McCarver (Ford Frick Award for Broadcasting)
-Bob Elliott, Toronto Sun (J.G. Taylor Spink Award for baseball writing)
Posted by: Bob | 2012.01.09 at 03:22 PM
Pittsburgh has the terrible towels. Denver should market the Tebow Shrouds
Posted by: w8r | 2012.01.09 at 03:51 PM
In Tokyl, people don't talk on their stupid cell 'phones on the subway. Or, I suspect, drink mega-lattes.
Posted by: soxdownunder | 2012.01.09 at 04:13 PM
McCarver? Good grief!
Posted by: soxdownunder | 2012.01.09 at 04:13 PM
I guess I deserve it.
scarletishly,
lc
Posted by: lc | 2012.01.09 at 04:19 PM
Yeah, sdu, McCarver.
Well, at least the Frick award has three letters right.
Posted by: Bob | 2012.01.09 at 04:54 PM
Hahaha! lc - the Hester Prynne of the Soxaholix community. Don't know why that strikes me as so funny, but it does.
I guess I always viewed lc more in the Roger Chillingworth mold.
Posted by: Rob in CT | 2012.01.09 at 07:07 PM
I can't read, so I don't ger the funny joke.
hp
Posted by: lc | 2012.01.10 at 07:48 AM