I think Larry Baseball gets this one right — 10 years for Pujols is a majah commitment.
I dunno, Pinto thinks the Angels will get their money’s worth.
Look, it's like this. If the good Lord had wanted us to have Pujols, he'd have given us more than one Poo Hole.
"It's alimentary, Dr. Leiter."*
Ok, guys, the 4th grade called and they want their puerile scatology back.
Yeah, well, you tell the 4th grade that if it doesn't watch it I'm gonna come ovah there and make faht sounds until it laughs so hahd milk comes its nose.