So the Theo poaching season continues unfettered — Chicago Cubs Reportedly Hire Boston Scout Matt Dorey.
I wake up everday now expecting to read the headline: "Sausage King Relocates to Wrigley."
Meanwhile the Red Sox are reportedly in the bidding for closah Francisco Cordero.
The best paht of that news for me was learning that Cordero's agent is "Bean Stringfellow" Now is that pure fucking awesomeness or what?
Somebody alert the NOTY's.