So Papelbon says he "wasn't close to returning to Boston"...
Well, Jon Bon Temps, being that Boston didn't make you an initial offah, didn't make you a countah offah, and all but helped you pack, I'm not sure that your statement carries quite as much impact as you think it does.
Meanwhile, Theo says that his first two weeks with the Cubbies has been like "drinking out of a fire hose."
Now isn't that just the damnedest coincidence...
Aftah our first two weeks togetheh, my RealDoll said the exact same thing!