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Quenching fiahs

Mike:
So Papelbon says he "wasn't close to returning to Boston"...

 

Bill:
Well, Jon Bon Temps, being that Boston didn't make you an initial offah, didn't make you a countah offah, and all but helped you pack, I'm not sure that your statement carries quite as much impact as you think it does.

 

Mike:
Meanwhile, Theo says that his first two weeks with the Cubbies has been like "drinking out of a fire hose."

 

Bill:
Now isn't that just the damnedest coincidence...

 

Bill:
Aftah our first two weeks togetheh, my RealDoll said the exact same thing!

 

Comments

Jon Bon Temps - classic. I don't think there was ever a doubt that Paps wasn't going to the highest bidder. Thanks for the majority of the memories. Good luck in Philly.

The image of a vanilla pudding fire hydrant is stuck on my head.

Good one, h.b.

Ahh, just "horsing around". It's what jocks do?

guzzle it, bitch

Why would you stick a firehose in your realdoll's mouth? Wait, what? Oh.

At least he didn't say that he only went there because his wife wanted him to be a Phillie.

Papelbon is a firehose.

Firehose?


Dare you to click.

I was more broken up when Jason Bay left for the Mets.

i was pretty broken up. until i saw him in the phillies uniform. he looks so pompous. oh, and his comments. bah. i hope he chokes on his cheese steak. anger will get me over paps.

BTW, Kaz, next time you have a warning like that, there better be some filthy porn at the other end of the click.

Guess Bill's been hitting the Viagra again.

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