Well, you know things are slow when the only "news" coming out of the GM meetings is how John Henry, Tom Werner and Larry Lucchino were breaking bread with Yankees president Randy Levine.
Gasp! How scandalous.
Friggin 1-percentahs plotting new nefarious ways of stickin' it to the fan!
Yeah, and the othah news is the Orioles are going back to the retro cartoon bird.
The new bird is cursed! Back to the old bird.
Well, they got it half right... There's a curse alright, but it's the old bird sitting in ownah's box.