OK. I think it's time for a moratorium on Red Sox news items coming from the MSM and their coterie.
And considering that time you were so drunk you tried to take a whizz in the punch bowl at your cousin's nuptials, that's a pretty friggin low bah of dignity.
Who the fuck puts punch in a porcelain bowl? I mean really?
Al's point is a valid one though. I mean if I'm gonna read trashy gossip, I'd prefer to read it on the blogs of snarky, queer, celebrity gossip bloggahs.
Seriously. I mean the writing is fah bettah as things go.