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And they don't grow back

Mike:
Sigh. Now Lestah has succumbed to the compulsion to tell "his side of the story" to the media.

 

Susan/Circle:
Please make it stop. Stop. StopStopStop.

 

Mike:
Seriously. Can't they all just go on the Jerry Springah show and have it all out and then neatly wrapp it up within a 60 minute time box?

 

Susan/Circle:
I dunno. I think to get on Springah or any of those shows you need eithah a paternity case or a sex tape to be involved.

 

Mike:
Can you imagine Lackey in a sex tape?

 

Susan/Circle:
Dude, you just like cauterized a dozen a of my eggs.

 

Comments

This team has SO screwed the pooch :(

This team has SO screwed the pooch :(

What is going on with all the double posts? Just askin'

The horror...The horror...

Lackey in a sex tape? THAT is a disturbing thought.

Lackey in a Marine uniform, cleaning a latrine when who should walk in but Sgt. Carter. "Gomer, Pyle-drive me!"

I think "the team screwed the pooch" should be posted multiple times whenever the '11 Sox are mentioned.

Would his two chins make it a threesome??

Make the lambs stop screaming!

Silence of the Lambs, huh? Hmmm, if I cut off Lackey's face, I won't have to buy a Halloween costume.

...and you can always feed it to the dogs afterward.

CHB must be walking around with a permanent pants-tent these days.

...but which one is Lackey?? ;D

"...and you can always feed it to the dogs afterward."


With a nice side of fava beans...


H.B. - this is as disturbing a post from you as I've seen. Then again, this is as disturbing a Red Sox team as I've seen, too. So I guess you (the characters?) remain on point. Ugh.


I need a break from RSN...

"...and you can always feed it to the dogs afterward."


With a nice side of fava beans...


H.B. - this is as disturbing a post from you as I've seen. Then again, this is as disturbing a Red Sox team as I've seen, too. So I guess you (the characters?) remain on point. Ugh.


I need a break from RSN...

I think we all need a break.


I'm going out of town for a 4-day weekend on Friday, so prob may start a mini hiatus then.

Sure, h.b., NOW you get out of town after leaving us all with haunting images of Lackey in a sex tape. There's NOTHING scarier than that for the Halloween season.

I think I have permanent shrinkage...Lackey sex tape...Tito GONE...Theo GONE. May start following Cubs.

I don't know,that Kermit/Elmo thing has ME traumitized ;O

h.b. - Could you throw us a bone here and do a quick strip with some unicorns and maybe a dolphin with shooting stars flying out of its ass?


Oooh, maybe 'Circle' with rainbows spouting from her nether-region! Something... *anything* we might use as brain bleach for the stain left by the notion of a John Lackey sex tape. :-P

If Lackey did a sex tape, would his partner's legs, thighs and breasts be original recipe or extra crispy?

Rob, for hb to "throw us a bone here and do a quick strip with some unicorns and maybe a dolphin with shooting stars flying out of its ass?" he would have to subscribe to the democrat 'jobs' plan.

Hayooooooooo! Timeline and incisive.

maybe I'll throw up some sunsets.

or maybe I'll just throw up.

lc

da kine - funny! I actually said, "Heigh-O!" in my head reading your jibe before seeing yours. Heh!


Sweet Baby Lou, that made me actually LOL... Good one. :-D

Does anyone else get a weird text zoom resolution thing when loading the site on an iPad these days?

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