You know that statue The Thinkah? Well dude's thinking "where and the fuck did Ellsbury get his opposite field powah?"
Yeah, get this — When numbah 2 files his 1040, for occupation he puts "Jacoby Fucking Ellsbury."
This morning the Pope was having breakfast... on his toast was the face of Jacoby Ellsbury.
So you think Shaughnessy feels even a tinge of remorse for his "Ellsbury is faking injury" columns last season?
Pontiff Rat-Z should send a couple of ready to explode from repressed sexuality Opus Dei dudes ovah to the CHB's place to have, you know, a little tete-e-tete with Shank ovah the concept of bearing false witness against one's neighbah.
Put that shit on pay-per-view. Call it "Oh, hey! It's Opus Dei!"