Cool and dry
Doug:
Can you believe it — less than a month before the regulah season and only 29 games remaining?
Mike:
Even bettah, though it's unlikely the Sox get to 100 wins, can I tell you how amazing it is to even be discussing 100 wins aftah the April we lived through?
Al:
With that said, being a bit long in the tooth and having been scarred with unimaginable collapses, can we go a bit easy on the congratulatory tone until the the magic numbah is zero?
Al:
I'm just sayin'...
Mike:
Point well taken.
Al:
It's time to keep our powdah dry.
Doug:
And our gooches.
Look out, Mama, there's a pin-striped boat comin' up the river...
Posted by: JAMES | 2011.08.30 at 09:21 AM
Just keep winnin' series, boys. Be nice to start with this one and get a bit of breathing room on the MFY.
Posted by: soxinsix | 2011.08.30 at 09:25 AM
We have six games left with the Stankees, no? I want five out of those six, with three of them by 5 runs or more.
I also want Timmuh to get four more wins this year so maybe I'm talking out of my ass.
Posted by: da kine | 2011.08.30 at 09:31 AM
I don't see an unimaginable collapse. But as this team has shown throughout the year, an unexpected mini losing streak is always possible.
Posted by: Bob | 2011.08.30 at 09:34 AM
I don't actually give a fuck.
Posted by: louclinton | 2011.08.30 at 09:46 AM
I don't actually give a fuck.
Posted by: louclinton | 2011.08.30 at 09:46 AM
What would "Cliff and Claf" say??
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2011.08.30 at 09:55 AM
Oh,just realized that today is Jimmy Fund BegaThon day 1 0f 2.
Having spent more time than some at Children's hospital, here's my advice;
1. Stay away from NESN WEEI for the duration.
2. Give some fucking money to the JF. stat
Posted by: louclinton | 2011.08.30 at 09:59 AM
C'mon boys. Just a lil' dab o' Brylcreem and a shot o' Schenleys and it'll be 1967 again. Denny McLain guarantees it.
Posted by: SAC | 2011.08.30 at 10:08 AM
Does anyone know why Lackey threw out the first pitch at Dodger Stadium?
LackeyThrowsOutFirstPitchAtDodgerStadium
Posted by: Bob | 2011.08.30 at 11:03 AM
Bob, they have woman umpires now?
Posted by: Kaz | 2011.08.30 at 11:04 AM
@Bob. The most troubling aspect of that clip is that the Dodgers hosted a "Chicago Concert on 8.27" Haven't we suffered enough?
Posted by: louclinton | 2011.08.30 at 11:07 AM
list of ads, in order in 1967 "official Program and Scorecard" of the World Series.
1. Winston "The name of the game is FLAVOR"
2. Chrysler, feat Bob Hope: "See the Bob Hope show and AFL football in color on NBC-TV"
3. The New Boston Herald Traveler- "the growingest paper in town".
4. Gillette's Starting linup, feat. " Sun Up" aftershave
5. fly the friendly skies of United
6. Boston Gas
7. Eastern Air Lines Travel Club
8. Prudential apparently like the sox
9. As does New England Life
10. Mr. Boston vodka. Boo-yah
11. Atlantic Oil. Wow who saw that comin'?
12. Seagrams. 4 flavors. all make you puke.
13. The Somerset Hotel (wha?)
14. Cutty Sark
15. Coke (a cola)
16. Sinclair gas.
17. Boston Edison and First National Stores. I don't even know where to begin
18. Esso
19. Pepsi
20. John Hancock
21. Budweiser, bitches
22. Whiting's milk
23. Carling Black Label
24. Knickerbocker Beer( mmmm tasty), Big Bond bread and Polcari's (!)
25. Tip Top rolls, for hot dogs apparently
26. Swift premium Franks (see above)
27. Fuckin 'Gansett Beer
28. Schenley Reserve. Was it whiskey?
historically,
lc
Posted by: louclinton | 2011.08.30 at 11:23 AM
Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce would have worked wonders with Black Label.
Posted by: yazbread | 2011.08.30 at 11:38 AM
LOL,my first adult job was with First National(still trying to get over it) ;O
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2011.08.30 at 11:52 AM
Carling Black Label. They used to have great advertising (in England at least). Here's one of my favs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVSBtivbUs4
Posted by: Bob | 2011.08.30 at 01:23 PM
Apparently, lc doesn't give two fucks.
Does that negate the 'not a single fuck was given' meme?
Dunno, but anyway, me and the hubby took the money we were gonna spend on a 'brick' and gave it to the Jimmy Fund. Thought it would be better used.
cheersingly,
pseudo
Posted by: pseudosanity78 | 2011.08.30 at 01:24 PM
Oh,a nd LC< Shenley Reserve was a whiskey. Apparently, they made a damn fine bottle-sign, too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWblLFfaHUQ
"Elegance at no extra cost." That should be the Soxaholix motto.
Posted by: Bob | 2011.08.30 at 01:28 PM
I'm not saying anything...
Reservedly,
Your friend, Rob
Posted by: Rob in CT | 2011.08.30 at 02:10 PM
I hereby officially begin a self-imposed suspension on further posting privileges until Timmah gets number 200.
Rob has officially gooched the remainder of the season. Never trust a witch. Trust me.
Posted by: yazbread | 2011.08.30 at 04:10 PM
If Rob gooch'd Timmeh, I gooch Rob. Gooch him all to hell. That CT mothafuckah. ;)
Posted by: pseudosanity78 | 2011.08.30 at 04:25 PM
Lol! Sorry, Yaz.
Oh, and Yaz, Voldemort called. He moved the Coven's Executive Committee meeting to tomorrow. He still wants you to bring the coffee and donuts. See you there, wiseass. ;-)
Posted by: Rob in CT | 2011.08.30 at 04:28 PM