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Orioles jugger (not) continues apace


Susan/Circle:
Second best WAR in all baseball at 5.1.

 

Mike:
So do you think Showaltah goes to bed aftah each meeting with the Red Sox with delusions of great gradiosity thinking, "Well, I guess once again we showed those cocky bastards… feels so good to win… How's that payroll working out for you Theo, you stupid rube?"

 

Susan/Circle:
I think Showaltah goes to bed each night thinking, "If I had a Real Doll, I'd name her Georgette."

 

Comments

And welcome back Carl Crawford! Can they schedule 18 more games against the O's?

Hearing the name "Georgette" I have just had a "Mary Tyler Moore Show" flashback...I am strangely aroused and creeped out at the same time...maybe it's because Circle said it.

Huh. I was thinking ol' Buck would name his real doll Gramma.

MTM Show. classic. The "Chuckles the Clown" episode is still an all-timer.

Ug, that Georgette woman's voice creeped me out.


I wonder if Showalter's Real Doll would have Larry David's Steinbrenner voice? "Listen Buck, we gotta dive in deep here. Deep deep deep I tell ya. Hey, what's this stain on my shirt? Is that man pudding Buck? I hate man pudding, reminds me of my childhood."

Wait...has Buck Showalter ever been to Chillicothe, MO?

Great strip, hb. I gotta say, that last night's win was almost impressive as last morning's win. They had nuffin' in the tank, and bashed the O's brains out. Sweet win, and the Rays [choked] did a Solo to fall farther back. 93.5% chance we get in the tournament at this stage.

optomisticly,

lc

Love scoring 15 runs. Don't love giving up 10 so much. The Sox have great hitting but I worry about facing teams that have actual pitching.

Yeah, I know, we had a short bullpen last night, but there's been other nights that they've won with a score like that where that wasn't an issue.

The Orioles are bad. The Sox are good. Nuff sed.

THIS IS MY REAL DOLL. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. MY REAL DOLL IS MY BEST FRIEND, IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE...

Be the master of your domain.


Random memory: Had a teacher in H.S - last name: Bates. It was fun to drop the Mr. and insert Master when talking about him while pulling tubes.

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