Fercrissakes we're back to seeing people use "Red Sox" and "wild card lead" in the same sentence.
And it's back to back to back shutouts for the irrepressible Cliff Lee.
Meanwhile, Josh Beckett looked like a guy who has spent the last 12 days puking and not pitching.
Despite all this I remain firmly half-full with glassy metaphor.
Shit yeah, I'm happiah than a Doctor Who fanboy with a gingah fetish.
But you *are* a Doctor Who fanboy with a ginge binge.
Don't you judge me.