Thank you Boston Bruins for being the metaphorical spring flowers to countah radioactive Red Sox April showahs.
I hate it when the Sox lose. I really hate it when the Sox lose to the Baltimore Showalters.
For the Sox, the frustration is palpable and it's stahting to show.
Though, frustration or not, you had to love this from Beckett:
"Is this TMZ? I thought we were talking about a baseball game."
And the funniest follow-up line evah would have been the reporter immediately responding with "Josh, do you think Kate Middleton is too skinny?"
Eithah Beckett laughs or he goes bat shit berserk. Win/win.
Sigh. When the pitching's there the hitting's not. When the hitting's there, the pitching goes crap side up.
Have these guys nevah heard of "multitasking" fercrissakes?
Seriously. It's 2011. In the modern workplace no mattah how divergent the tasks, you gotta be able to go two-fer* if you want to be competitive.
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