It's kinda funny that there are now individual pitchers with more wins than the Red Sox.
Hey, you know, if the Sox just play .650 ball the rest of the way, it's the big one with two zeros.
Yep, and if I could just get 3 minutes with Mila Kunis to work my impeccable Alpha gamesmanship, she'd be feeling the primordial tug of sweet gina ting.
Yeah, and if the goverment could just eliminate Medicare, Social Security, the Department of Defense, and move everyone to Canada, it's bye-bye budget deficit.
So what are you sayin?
I'm sayin this is a good time to find some other devoted diversion.
Hello Royal Wedding.