(Kate would like to be called Catherine rather than Kate)

Doug:
It's kinda funny that there are now individual pitchers with more wins than the Red Sox.

 

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Al:
Hey, you know, if the Sox just play .650 ball the rest of the way, it's the big one with two zeros.

 

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Doug:
Yep, and if I could just get 3 minutes with Mila Kunis to work my impeccable Alpha gamesmanship, she'd be feeling the primordial tug of sweet gina ting.

 

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Mike:
Yeah, and if the goverment could just eliminate Medicare, Social Security, the Department of Defense, and move everyone to Canada, it's bye-bye budget deficit.

 

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Al:
So what are you sayin?

 

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Doug:
I'm sayin this is a good time to find some other devoted diversion.

 

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Mike:
Hello Royal Wedding.

 

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Comments

[granular_serene]

that rainout was the third best game of the season so far...

[Bob]

My prediction: in six months, we will be referring to this as The Rainout, capitalized just like The 25. From here on in, things turn around, the Sox start winning at a remarkable clip, and The Rainout becomes legend.

[da kine]

Can we concoct a reason for Varitek to punch Slappy McBluelips in the face? That always seems to get the boys going.

[vermonter]

I don't know, I just don't see this team going 80-82. Naivete? Stupid optimism? Maybe. Now where did I put Mila's number?...

Go Bruins!!

[Jason O.]

I'm gonna pull a Sarah Ferguson: For 500,000 pounds, you'll have complete access to h.b.

[buckner was framed]

seriously, the B's better not fuck this up. What a perfect opportunity for them to capture the sports scene around here. The Sox have more wins than the Celtics will get in the playoffs, Brady vs the NFL is a big dose of STFU and play, the World Cup was last year.... and the Bruins are actually a likeable, if flawed, team

or is that just wishful thinking

[Kaz]

I took a risk and wore my #30 Thomas jersey into work today. It's a relaxed environment here (I'm almost always wearing jeans) but I wasn't sure how well a jersey would go over with my recently added boss who comes from a more corporate environment. At least I didn't have any meetings today, so I figured I'll be at my desk all day today anyways.

So far, I've gotten a high-five in the stairwell and my boss saw me walk into the office and said "There we go! I love it!". So, I think I pulled it off. First, because he didn't send me home to change and secondly because he's from Indiana and I didn't even know they knew what hockey is.

Go B's. Beat those Habs...literally. Show the Sox what the hell this city is all about. (...duh! Winning!)

[nhgreg]

Ok, stop everything!
I was doing some Soxaholix research for um, work, and came across this: Lisa last graced us with her presence on 2-9. Perhaps this is just a spooky coincidence, or perhaps it is a sign that we need a visit from Lisa to wake up the bats...

[buckner was framed]

heh. he said Lisa waking up the bats. heh heh heh

[buckner was framed]

and, nice job Kaz. dusted off the #4 jersey myself to wear to the game tonight

[Billy Mahty]

That wins stat is outrageous.. A.J. Burnett is one of those pitchers.
On another note - Ted Williams doesn't deserve this: http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/yankees/post/_/id/14422/a-rod-in-11th-place-on-all-time-rbi-list

[Follower of Tito]

I have kind of a delicate situation at home with the B's and the Habs. I am western Mass born and breed. My lovely wife, also, western MA born and breed to Québécois parents...I mean real French-Canadiens - French was the language spoken at home, etc. It's not a problem for us, since she is not a hockey fan and the Expos are no more...but my brother-in-law is un gran Habs fan - the hat, the sweater, the fleur-de-lis tat on his arm...its a bit like that Bruins commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cr89xbl26g

Yeah, it's like that...Go B's!

[yazbread]

How did that last Royal wedding work out for you?

[Paul in DC]

Catherine? Royal Wedding? You must mean http://bleacherreport.com/articles/662827-serena-williams-brett-favre-dwts-and-tuesdays-br-swagger-buzz/entry/62450-catherine-panagiotopoulos-boston-red-sox-jason-varitek-happily-engaged

[Harwich Rich]

@FOT-"She's so pretty" LOL,what a wuss ;D

[Scott]

Still skiing here in Colorado so the Sox losing can be ignored for now...

[Follower of Tito]

Holy Crap...could it be?
http://www.overthemonster.com/2011/4/14/2109629/daisuke-matsuzaka-dice-k-red-sox-pedro-martinez

[Steve in MD]

Even if he can't pitch any better than Dice-K, Pedro would certainly be more fun to watch. Also, the next time Joba the Hut drills Youk, there would be some serious payback.

[louclinton]

In re: Lisa's appearance. In fact, she bears a striking resemblance to the real life Jackie the ball girl at Fenway. Just saying.

lc

[vancouversoxfan]

Great strip today h.b.

[Harwich Rich]

Off to match wits with the Green Fairy ;D