Hotdogs and hemlock
Mike:
You know I'm all for GTD and staying ahead of deadlines but couldn't the Red Sox, you know, wait until summah befoah "ruinin' my summah!"?
Susan/Circle:
Well, Aristotle always said the tragedy, with its inherent seriousness and dignity, was the highest aht form.
Mike:
Yeah, but, if the Red Sox wanted me to go Greek at least they could have asked before just rammin' me with 5 straight.
Susan/Circle:
Seriously. And here's the real kink in my kinesis – Just how much dunamis do I have to keep in reserve?
Susan/Circle:
What I mean is, if I'm dropping my metaphorical load of cathahsis aftah 5 season opening losses, what do I aftah 6? Aftah 7? Aftah...?
Mike:
C'mon, now, steady. These aren't the friggin 1988 Orioles ovah heah.
Susan/Circle:
Yeah, well, the '88 Orioles nevah knew they were the friggin '88 Orioles until they were.
Mike:
Somebody hold me.
sdu -- thanks for the pick-me-up. I really needed that...
Posted by: Rob in CT, er, SA | 2011.04.07 at 07:28 PM
Pass the hemlock. What ever does not kill you...
Posted by: Mental4sox | 2011.04.07 at 07:39 PM
A friend (Met's fan) just sent me a text message in the following terms:
'ROPE A DOPE??'
Posted by: soxdownunder | 2011.04.07 at 08:28 PM
Before the season started, everyone was saying, "they're great, but they're not going to go 162-0."
Pedroia's quote after the game:
"We're not going to be 0-162."
Can you hear the snowball?
Posted by: Bob | 2011.04.07 at 11:44 PM
Dear Red Sox:
sure 1-6 would suck and all, but, it sucks a lot less than 0-7 would. 3-6 on Monday after sweeping the spankees? Even better.
Posted by: rolo | 2011.04.08 at 04:14 AM
hey h.b. the comments numbers are up...
Posted by: Betsy in Rhode Island | 2011.04.08 at 06:27 AM
Assgerbil and company just made the RS look like Richard Gere the morning after.
Posted by: Lazlo Freem | 2011.04.08 at 08:27 AM