Pass the tanning buttah

Doug:
Now that is what I call a final tuneup.

 

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Mike:
Zen and the aht of Sprint Training Maintenance.

 

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Doug:
Seriously. A propitious way to break camp and head into the most hyped and highest expectation adorned season in memory.

 

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Al:
33 of 45 ESPN baseball pundits pick the Red Sox win the World Series pennant this year!?

 

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Mike:
Yeah, well if that puts a giddy bouncy in your step, head on ovah to Baseball Musings where Dave Pinto will insert a rock between your red sock on shoe.

 

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Doug:
But even Pinto concedes that "decent seasons" from Ells and Salty pushes the core WAR past the MFYs.

 

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Al:
So between said sock and shoe...

 

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Al:
It wasn't a rock, it was a rock lobstah!

 

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Doug:
That's right. Steam it. Shell it. Mix it with a touch of mayo, a squeeze of lemon, a hint of celery, and a sprinkle of peppah...

 

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Doug:
Cuz this season is going on a friggin' roll!

 

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Comments

[Jeff in NC]

Wow. I just read this great piece - the best 50 comments to the Soxaholix in a great while.

I will attach myself to the on field reporter thread. Uh, i got everything needed to gag Heidi W hanging right here with me. No cheese, or other props needed. Lets face it, there is no fucking need whatsoever for an on field reporter at a baseball game. So if there is going to be one, it should be fantasy worthy. Not the ho from YES, or that annoying thing from the Orioles broadcasts with too many names, or f'in Ken Rosenthal on Fux. Remember when dear old Manny couldnt keep his eyes off the last NESN sideline pretty's boobage? Ah, baseball and the Redsox. Good times, good times.

[sonomasox]

damnit Jeff...beat me by a 1/2 hour. Late to show w/ a busy work day and the PDT or PST, which are we in?

Yep, feels like baseball season has officially started.

Best lobster roll - made at home then would ride my bike for ice cream at Brown's by the Nubble. Go w/ my kids and my folks now, except they sold and it's not handmade anymore.

Wait, did someone mention lacy bra and panties? Hooray for baseball!

[vancouversoxfan]

It's the most happiest time of the year!

[pseudosanity78]

It's the most wonderful time of the year
With the kids Soxaholing
And everyone telling you "Be of good cheer"
It's the most wonderful time of the year
It's the hap-happiest season of all
With those Red Sox greetings and Beer Cart-a meetings
When friends come to call
It's the hap- happiest season of all

There'll be Pedroia-a hosting
Yank pitchers for toasting
And cheering out in the grass
There'll be scary ball stories (maybe a lil bit of ass)
And tales of the glories of
Sox seasons long, long ago

It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be much Youkilising
And hearts will be glowing
When love ones are near
It's the most wonderful time of the year

[Harwich Rich]

So h.b.,I'd say the comments are back up???