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Mike:
OK, so this new volume on Fenway looks like the must have book of the year.

 

Doug:
Seriously. And as much as I accept and generally cheer the rise of the eBook, no eReadah, so fah, can do justice to the so-called "coffee table book."

 

Mike:
So Beckett seems unfazed aftah his mild concussion.

 

Mike:
He remains on track.

 

Doug:
Of course he does. The Warlock is hungry. The Warlock tastes winning.

 

Mike:
Totally. And if Beckett does return to his formah self, we may as well go ahead nowand hashtag this season as #tigerblood.

 

Doug:
#WINNING

 

Comments

Josh Gnarlyton will wield his rawhide machette against all pathetic losers who aren't the two and a half men he is. While A-Fraud partakes of freeze-dried weasel bile, Winner Josh will draw fresh tiger blood from the DUI vial of Magglio Ordonez, and like a microwave on meth, will love his opponents violently.
Jealous much, everybody?

Wow, Bob! Amazing. Just, amazing...


We're not worthy.

#WINNING. The Mayor of Medford, the King of Concord will wipe the tears from the eye of you #LOSERS. #DUH. JB will smote the #HITTAHS with the slow, sleductive slutter, and carve out their pancreases with a surgical strike too sharp to sustain a snail on its blade. #SLICING. Sunsets begone, mere mortals, the #FUTAH belongs us and our kinsmen.

Thus spaketh lc

Bob, that was well done, except (and this is of course a good faith correction) it's "josh gnarlington" as in "gnarly gnarlington."

Not even your cheap shot at the man who will re-establish himself as the best player in the game this year can diminish the last 24 hours...for me, as with Col. Kilgore, they have smelled like victory.

I was wondering how long it would be before Charlie infected this wonderful venue. I am so sick of this clown.

It's either Sheen or riffing on mass murder by Ghadafi. Guess I took the easy way out.

By the way, that book that hb is whoring in the first panel is outstanding. I got a copy of it and, like my MyLittlePony nightlight, is never far away from where I do my reading.
I highly recommend it, especially for those of you who remember seeing the Buck Printing Sign (look it up) in person.

lc

#WHINING

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