You know the best thing about knowing that aftah championship games the losing team's pre-printed "champions" clothing gets donated to those in need?
That the tired, the poor, the huddled masses get a chance at new clothing for the first time in their wretched lives?
Well, there's that but what's even bettah is thinking that somewhere in some fah off 3rd World cornah of the globe, one of these homeless, tempest-tost souls is wearing a "2004 NY Yankees ALCS Champions" t-shirt.
Speaking of fah flung cornahs of the globe, how cool is it that the Red Sox scouting staff is finding New Zealand softballahs to give a chance to?
While it's highly improbable, I'd love to see this kid make it just so that we could one day bring a sign to Fenway that says...