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A new entry on the Janka scale

Susan/Circle:
OK, could you read it to me again?

 

Tara:
Which part.

 

Susan/Circle:
From "Weeks shy..."

 

Tara:
"Just weeks shy of his 39th birthday, Varitek could easily pass for 10 years younger. His biceps ripple his jersey. His quads resemble a pair of tree trunks. His chest could pass for a Jersey barrier. His hairline hasn’t even receded."

 

Susan/Circle:
Tree trunks?

 

Tara:
Tree trunks.

 

Susan/Circle:
Oak?

 

Tara:
Harder.

 

Susan/Circle:
Hard maple?

 

Tara:
Harder.

 

Susan/Circle:
Bloodwood?

 

Tara:
Harder.

 

Susan/Circle:
???

 

Tara:
Tek-wood.

 

Susan/Circle:
!

 

Susan/Circle:
I think I need to go, er, powdah my nose.

 

Tara:
Hello, Kitty.

 

Comments

Their Tito's are tingling ;D

what a day to be the line boss at Lumber Liquidatehers

lc

I'm glad you're not at Lumber Liquidaters, L.C., because you're on fire lately.

Thank god I work from home. (fans self, tugs at collar, squirms in seat). May have to "powder my nose" myself after this strip, as I imaging nibbling those 'Tek-wood thighs (insert beaver joke here).


Off to Bon Jovi at MSG tonight. Goin' doooown, in a blaze a glory. ;)

and Happy Kitty makes a triumphant return to the Soxaholix pages

Need to give a shout out to da kine who provided the link and planted the initial seed for today's strip.


I have to give a shout out to hb for introducing 'no-no hole' to my vocabulary, amongst other terms.

Late to the game but I gotta say this strip is great. And who'd have guessed that Natalie would feature in the comments thread?

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