I wish the Yankees and Jetah would just get it ovah with and agree on terms, because this Jetah and the Red Sox talk scary stuff. I mean some things are just not meant to happen.
It would fuck up the entire universe.
Seriously. Jetah goes to the Red Sox and the next thing you know you wake up and find out Barack Obama and Sarah Palin have been secretly doing the nasty.
"Who's your Daddy Grizzly?"
So Carl Crawford wants 8 years? 8 years?
Yeah, it's like, Craw-dude, you're an outfieldah fercrissakes not a Supreme Court Justice.