Wait a second, the Sox not only when after Rivera but offered him more money and years than the MFYs?
With this on top of the Jetah talk, we are definitely veering toward Bearded Spock territory.
But not quite. Yanks still get Mariano, we still get Paps.
In the bearded, alternative, opposite universe does Papelbon's IQ actually break 100?
Absolutely not. I mean we're talking sci-fi rules not fantasy. There has to be some grounding in science in reality.