What is wrong with our culture anyway? I mean if it's not 9/11 was an inside job, it's Birthers and flouride is a black helicoptah means to turn us all into automatons.
What the actual fuck? Occam's razor people.
I dunno, guy, I think we should get Shaughnessy on the friggin case. Maybe it's a missile, maybe it's a contrail or maybe, maybe... It's a Sign of the Bambino!
Oh, it's a sign alright...
No playoffs, waning fan interest, a brand new soccer team, a perilous free agent season...
It's the Four Horsemen of the Lucchinocalypse!!!!!