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Pass the gravy

Wow, Arturo, a five minute line for a hotdog? Business is booming!


Arturo, the hot dog vendor:
Ah, you know, it's Thanksgiving week. People use the holiday as an excuse to eat whatevah the frig they want and then go back for seconds.


Doing anything special for Thanksgiving, Arturo?


Arturo, the hot dog vendor:
The usual. You?


I'm thinking about getting all authentic and what not.


Arturo, the hot dog vendor:
What are you gonna do? Pull a Sarah Palin and hunt your own wild turkey with a musket?


Too contrived. I was thinking instead to get really old school.


Arturo, the hot dog vendor:
Oh, yeah, how's that?


Yeah, was thinking I'd go get syphillis from an indigen.


Arturo, the hot dog vendor:
You really out to have your own show on the History Channel.


Funny you should say that, Aruturo, as I was thinking the same thing last night after a few pulls on my peace pipe...


I even came up with a working title: "Doug's European Canon — Size Mattahs."


Arturo, the hot dog vendor:
Yeah, and the print ad teasers could have the tag line, "Is that the Western Canon in your pocket or are you just glad to colonize me?"


Beautful. And people think I come here just for the kraut.



What did the Buddhist say to the Hot Dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

Excellent strip, H.B. When I was at John Two-Hawks' venison charqui cart the other day, he told me that his people had given the Pilgrims a gift in honor of all they'd done for his tribe. It was called a "sub-prime mortgage."

Arturo rulez.

@Lazlo Freem, I love that joke. Sounds like a groaner at first

.... but then again, so does Doug

I think Lord Jeffrey had the best approach. Smallpox infected blankets - the gift that keeps on giving.

It's not smallpox!

The cat went bald before dying. It's ricketsia pox!

Somebody sift some syph and shake a blanket this way. Don't get Thanksgiving here, but on the upside I don't gain 15lbs. before December either. It's a trade off I guess.

How did the Hot Dog Vendor reply to the Buddhist that was looking for change from his twenty?

Change comes from within.

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