Big Teeth
Mike:
You know, Olivah Stone aside, I do love it when Hollywood gets all alty historicity on us...
Mike:
I mean, c'mon, we've suspected for years that Lil' Red Riding Hood was total slut.
Susan/Circle:
Are you kidding me? Lil' wood walking waif was so totally asking for it.
Mike:
And the wolf? Dressing up as the grandma and all? I mean there's Game and then there's A Plus Game.
Susan/Circle:
Bring the movies.
Mike:
Meanwhile, looks like Salty could be the stahting catch.
Susan/Circle:
Yum.
Lil' Red (Sox) Salty Yum. Hope he's got Game next season.
(I didn't really know where to go with all the links this morning.)
Posted by: Rob in CT, er, AL | 2010.11.17 at 10:17 AM
View the trailer, fill in the blanks, and you essentially have seen the movie. Although with Gary Oldman in it, I might actually rent it some day.
Posted by: yazbread | 2010.11.17 at 10:17 AM
As a fan of Veronica Mahs, I always thought Amanda Seyfried looked like a fish. Her appearances on Big Love didn't help. Then I saw her all slutted out in a bunch of recent stuff and have changed my opinion somewhat. She still looks slightly fishy, but bangable.
Posted by: da kine | 2010.11.17 at 10:51 AM
I hear that in this new, updated version, she bedazzles her red hood.
http://infinitebody.com/gallery/female/femch.html
(NSFW)
Posted by: Bob | 2010.11.17 at 10:54 AM
I have little to add but this strip plaiinly deserves more than 4 comments.
Posted by: soxdownunder | 2010.11.17 at 02:44 PM
If you could hang an Uzi over Circle's shoulder she could double as one of Carbarnari in Italy...sorry, that's all I got.
That and I think the Salty comment is a negotiation ploy w/ V-Mart.
Posted by: sonomasox | 2010.11.17 at 03:25 PM
Palinly?
Has it spread down there?
or, Olivia Munn.
Posted by: louclinton | 2010.11.17 at 04:08 PM
I think we found the can't miss FA shortstop phenom that Theo loves to get.
Japaneses SS Tsuyoshi Nishioka has Theo written all over him.
Posted by: jar in chicago | 2010.11.17 at 05:49 PM