So this is what it's come down to, eh?
Today's Globe Headline:
"Ex-Sox are playoff players"
We're not good enough to make the playoffs ourselves, but dadgummit, our ex-playahs are! Fuck yeah!
I'm awash in civic pride.
Since when did this morph into Youth League Soccer -- "You're all winnahs!"
Remembah when being a Boston sports fan was synonymous with fortitude and a rejection of whimsy?
Christ, the whole friggin' New England mythos has been dumbed down and generally pussified everywhere not just sports.
That dude isn't tough enough to captain a swan boat fercrissakes.
What this place needs is a good Cotton Mathah ass kicking.
That's right, Al, bring the old school smite on.