Nightmare scenarios

Susan/Circle:
Wait a second, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, two actahs, are going to possibly play Yankees in a movie and that somehow translates to a "nightmare scenario" for Red Sox fans?

 

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Mike:
Do the people who write that shit actually know any Red Sox fans?

 

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Mike:
Because I couldn't give a rat's ass what Ben Affleck does.

 

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Susan/Circle:
Seriously, Affleck and Damon and their collective broodmares could decide to join the fucking Taliban and I'd be like, "Anyone up for nahari with naan for lunch?"

 

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Mike:
Affleck has been dead to me ever since he dissed Lou Merloni from the broadcast booth.

 

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Susan/Circle:
Well, there's that and the fact that Affleck and Damon have been paht of the Hollywoodifaction of Fenway and the consequent ubiquity of the pink hat crowd.

 

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Mike:
Absolutely. The celebrity "fan" crowd has turned Fenway into just another paparazzi pit stop.

 

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Susan/Circle:
"Oh look, Sprinkles Cupcakes, Lady Gaga dressed in meat, Katy Perry's tits, the Green Monstah!"

 

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Mike:
Yeah, the true nightmare scenario is the turning of Red Sox Nation into a Red Sox Monarchy led by a royal family of celebrity fans.

 

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Susan/Circle:
"The lowly working class fans are hungry? Let them eat lobster bisque."

 

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Comments

[Kaz]

Mmmmm, lobster bisquick.

Wait, what?

[yazbread]

The movie does have potential - Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich. Talk about a Triple Crown of personal lives. No ballplayer will ever again swap wives, kids, and dogs with another ballplayer. This record will stand the test of time.

[Harwich Rich]

Where have you gone,Jim Bouton?? Our nation turns it's lonely eyes to you ;O

[Bob]

The trade was lose-lose for those Skankees. The wives were ultimately put on waivers, then sent down to service Double A players.

[A-RodSlapsBalls]

I, for one, welcome Katy Perry's tits to Fenway. Makes up for Heidi's nun getup.

[Jeff in NC]

I'm good with the celebs liking the sox. Gotta be a fan of someone. But writing about how "the fans" are going to feel about them playing yankees is stupid. They are actahs ferchrisakes.

You mean Damon isnt really a rogue secret agent assasin?

Affleck isnt really a douchebag who failed his senior year and goes around wacking freshman boys on the ass with his paddle? oh, wait.

[Kaz]

Talk about your ironic nightmare scenarios...check out what the retards at Boston.com posited in one of their stupidity-on-display slideshows. If you think that's hilarious, check out the next idea they had at slide #12...

[soxdownunder]

RIP Dame Joan
http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/opera/the-voice-of-a-century-dead-at-83-20101012-16g8q.html

It's true, the chick knew very little about baseball but she sure as shit could sing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9ZfYr6oLhA&feature=artist

[Jason O.]

SDU fucking rules for recognizing Dame Joan Sutherland. Even though Birgit Nilsson and Corelli were my fave Met opera duo from that period. Do you understand? SDU Rules.