Hey, these grapes are sour!

Bill:
Hey, who needs a Cliff Lee or a Roy Halladay?

 

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Doug:
Winning is so fucking overrated.

 

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Bill:
Seriously, and besides, we've got Liverpool FC. What about that, huh? huh?

 

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Bill:
That's right. Soccer, bitches.

 

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Doug:
Hands are so fucking overrated.

 

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Bill:
Oh, and memo to Liverpudlians: Bettah put aside 10 quid for your official Liverpool FC Nation ID cahds.

 

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Doug:
How much is that in Euros?

 

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Bill:
Hey, it's a bahgain in any currency.

 

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Comments

[h.b.]

That's what she said.

[Bob]

Abstinence is just another word for detour.

[pseudosanity78]

If you need to get plowed in the ass to O- UR doin' it wrong!

[Rob in CT, er, AL]

Mixing the conversations a little more, maybe what the gov't needs to do to right the ship is to tax orgasms. We'll have Social Security shored up in under a fiscal quarter. That oughta bring the bond market up, so to speak.

My next IRS audit might be a little more difficult though...

[pseudosanity78]

Not if Dirty Doris from the office of Adminitrative Wanks was the one auditing you Rob. Just sayin'.

[Rob in CT, er, AL]

Hmmm. Would I get an additional deduction for that? Actually, probably not - withholding penalties are never deductible...

And what do you suppose her title is - Senior Deputy Assistant to the Chief Wanker?

[pseudosanity78]

Isn't that already the unofficial-official title for the White House Press Secretary?

[Roy]

Yeah, I guess you guys don't know everything about soccer in UK: nowadays there isn't anymore so called "hooligans"!

There's always hatred for your worst enemy (like Manchester United and Liverpool FC) but it is kept more or less polite and there's respect between both sets of fan.

Compared to other european soccer leagues where there's still physical violence (France, Spain, Greece to quote countries who recently had that kind of story), UK Premier League is really under control and soft.

[PaulB]

Hi, I am new to this site as I am based in Liverpool, UK. I am a Liverpool fan and am very happy with the possibility of being owned by a set of owners who also happen to own another iconic worldwide sporting brand in the Red Sox. This view is shared among millions of LFC fans worldwide.
I and many other LFC fans are devastated at the post by a person called 'JasonO' the post was as follows;
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It's a match made in Heaven, one dangerous, venal and spiteful fan base merges with another:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heysel_Stadium_disaster

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillsborough_disaster

It's amusing that these events are referred to as "disasters" as if they were acts of God and not general characteristics of Liverpool fans.
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Having lived through both tradgedies, I can assure all Red Sox fans that neither disaster was anything to do with the character or behaviour of LFC fans.
I call upon all Red Sox fans and the owners of this website to ignore and if possible bar such vile and disgusting posts in the name of humanity. We LFC fans are a very proud and passionate fan base much like the Red Sox fanbase and I propose that we unite against such hurtful, outrageous and unfounded garbage as posted by JasonO.

Thanks

[Liverpudlian......]

I like every other LIVERPOOL FC fan love a good joke , but I would ask that you never ...ever joke about Hillsborough . 96 people died that day when WE visited another teams grounds to see OUR beloved REDS play . 9/11 was no joke . I like many reds felt for you guys that day . ooo and before I forget I love the LIVABIRD WITH THE REDS SOCKS PIC....COME ON THE REDS

[Liverpudlian......]

http://www.epltalk.com/ love this pic...haha

[Liverpudlian......]

http://www.epltalk.com/ love this pic...haha

[Joshua]

Jason O, you are a disgrace. If you knew anything about Hillsborough you would know about the Taylor Report and the conclusions that Liverpool fans WERE NOT to blame.

It wasn't about hooliganism or violence, it was about the nature of the seating in the stadium and the amateur management of the fans by the police.

But then again, it's so easy to link to articles on wikipedia without actually reading them, right?

Comments like that are absolute ignorant idiocy and a disgrace to the 96 Liverpool fans who died that die.

[Scouser Rob]

To Jason O

Before you comment on stuff like Hilsborough, it would be good if you did your research. The DISASTER happened due to the total ineptness of the Police, they opened the gates and coralled the fans into an already overcrowded area of the stadium. The inevitable crush grew, and as a result 96 Liverpool Fans died. Even while the fans were getting crushed to death, the police just stoood there watching, refusing to open the gates to allow people out of that part of the ground. In no way shape or form was the events of that day as a result of Liverpool fans behaviour. GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT. If you ever come to Liverpool, go to Anfield on a match day, and repeat your comments at the top of your voice, and see what reponse you get. I suppose in your little world 9/11 was the fault of the builders, because they built the twin towers too high, and the people who died it was their fault for being stupid enough to work there. Get a life IDIOT

[Daniel]

Does Jason O work for The Sun?

Seriously mate that is an extremely touchy subject for the fans of Liverpool.

Scousers are more than happy to take the piss out of themselves and have a wicked sense of humor but on that horrific day children, fathers, mothers, brothers, and sisters tragically lost their lives and were then branded hooligans by a moronic daily newspaper.

Please think about the words you choose when writing about them events and never judge a book by it's cover.

On a nicer note i'm saying a big hello to all the Sox Fans and am looking forward to learning a bit more about your sport and culture and hope you take the time to find out we might have more in common than first meets the eye.

[mike]

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