about a ninja

Bill:
So when all those Yankees fans streamed out of Yankee Stadium early last night leaving thousands of empty seats in their wake...

 

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Bill:
Was that the "Mystique" or the Aura? I get so confused sometimes. Heh.

 

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Mike:
I tell you how bad it's gotten for Yankees fans...

 

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Mike:
Last night when BigBri's mom went down to the basement to tuck him in, BigBri refused to give mommy a good night kiss.

 

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Bill:
Hey, but there's hope for all the mouth breathin livin' with their mothah basement dwellin' Yankees fans —

 

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Bill:
Now that Grim LaRouge is out of the picture there's less competition for the fair hand of the "white queen" Cameron Diaz.

 

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Mike:
"But her son [Grim], also a known graffiti vandal, has managed to finish writing a 700-page novel 'about a ninja or something' that he's self-publishing next month."

 

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Mike:
You cannot make shit like this up.

 

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Comments

[da kine]

Aw, fuck. I just finished a 600-page novel about a ninja or something. Now I have to start over.

[Steve in MD]

the best part is Cliff Lee watching all those skankee fans headed for the exit in a playoff game... Maybe he doesn't go just for the money.

[louclinton]

nice sentiment steve, but think again

[Steve in MD]

Michael Kay was on Mike and Mike a few minutes ago and he said the Rangers have a good shot at keeping him: "he loves it there and they just signed a $80 mil/year TV contract, so they may have money to keep him".

[Harwich Rich]

bwahahaha-stay classy New York

[Jeff in NC]

he's going to go through psych evaluation? I think the evaluation is complete. The guy is nuttier than the fromunda cheese Bigbri's mom scraped off her chin after "tucking" him in.

[Jeff in NC]

Now for something a little more adult I guess. Anyone else notice the disinterested gaze on Jeter's face during these games? the guy is usually on top of the dugout steps relentlessly cheering his team on. Kind of an odd "this October baseball stuff is getting old" look

[Bob]

GrimBri is a lot thinner than I expected. Maybe his mom passed away sitting on the toilet upstairs, and he's had to fend for himself the past couple of years. "Ma? Ma!!! I can't reach the Pringles. Ma!"

[BobbyBeingManny]

Between Grim and this guy..it's the gift that keeps on giving...

http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2010/10/19/yankees-fan-who-stole-robinson-canos-homer-already-an-internet-meme/

[Jason O.]

1) I was going to go with a joke about how Grim got more done this series than Mark Teixiera.

2) Then I was going to make a defiant joke about the Red Sox not making the playoffs.

3) I thought about something political to zing all of you elitist east coast types.

But: I'm just going to put up my version of the green line car:

http://pixdaus.com/pics/1232970319btzzgfi.jpg

[Billy Mahty]

My take on Jeter is that he looks shellshocked.

[Rob in CT, er, AL]

Link failure, J.O.

I can't WAIT to hear Bill's call to Mahty when Texas' Blue Men Group put up another 10-Spot on the Yankees and send them home.

[Kaz]

My take on this whole thing is that Tim Thomas is putting on a clinic in net now that he's healthy again. The B's have the 2 most dominant goalies in the game sharing time in the net...it's so sweet (and makes me feel better about my choice to buy a Thomas jersey 2 years ago before Tuuka took over during Timmeh's injury).

[louclinton]

at least now I know what radio show Jason O listens to

[Jason O.]

LouisClinton XIV:

No radio show endorsement should be inferred: It was just a random google image link that was broken:

It was just a woman I find highly attractive with "huge tracts of land" as Michael Palin once said.

[Rob in CT, er, AL]

"When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England."

Sounds a bit like the new Yankee Stadium, no? Excpet for the public financing, of course.

[Rob in CT, er, AL]

Kaz - you going to start on your playoff beard early this year?

:-D

[h.b.]

Too funny, was just notified that Soxaholix has been booted from the Google AdSense program for one or more of the following:

* Lewd or provocative images
* Crude or indecent language, including adult stories
* Sexual tips or advice
* Sexual fetish sites (e.g. foot fetish content)
* Adult toys or products
* Ads or links to external sites containing adult content
* Adult links and/or adult keywords within the meta data in the source
code of your site

Google, what a bunch of pussies.

[Jeff in NC]

Shit. I feel like at one time or another, all of us mother fuckers can take a little credit for that h.b. Nice work, old chap, keep it up.

Kinda brings Groucho's comments about clubs to mind

[Bob]

I wonder why Google gives foot fetishes as the example of a sexual fetish. Wouldn't a plate job be a better sample? (Heh. "Sample.")

[yazbread]

Did teal dresses fall into the category of fetish?

[Professional Hitter]

It wasn't lewd; we were saying "Loooouuu."

Oh, and ball gag. Segways. Metamucil.

[pseudosanity78]

Google just now cottoned on to us?? Cheese it, it's the fuzz!

With some of the blather that is spouted in the comments here I'm surprised they deign to even list the site in a normal google search.

Fuck 'em.

[Kaz]

I blame BigBri's coprophilia.

[jar in chicago]

The site was probably booted because it is the linchpin to their negotiations with China. I agree with pseudo Fuck 'em. Although I am typing this using Google Chrome.

Is anyone else enjoying watching A-Rod and Tex totally suck. Also, that prick is out for the series, boo hoo. I also can't believe the Skank fans bolting so early. Did New York just turn into Atlanta?

[Kaz]

I guess telling Google where they can shove their AdSense program qualifies as "sexual tips or advice".

[jar in chicago]

It may qualify as a fetish if you throw a twist into it.

[soxdownunder]

What are they on about?
http://russian-mistress.net/
Oh

[Paul]

The Evil Empire should just lay down and accept its fate. Clearly the Steinbrenners don't want to spend the full $300 million that is required for someone with a NY-level of baseball intelligence to build a consistent winner.

[Steve in MD]

I'm confused - wasn't it AdSense that autonomously stuck sex toy retailer ad on the site several months ago? Or was it an escort services? (Can't think - SDU's link has me addeled)