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Mike:
Hey, look, the 2011 schedule is out.

 

Susan/Circle:
Next year is, er, next year!

 

Mike:
Thinking about 2011 while 2010 is dying on the vine is just wrong is all sorta ways.

 

Susan/Circle:
It's like breakup sex except without the breakup... or the sex.

 

Mike:
It's like discussing a prenup on the first date.

 

Susan/Circle:
It's like setting the table and lighting candles for a romantic meal with your RealDoll.

 

Mike:
Fuck, it's like asking your RealDoll to sign a prenup.

 

Comments

Would that be Maht's Realdoll??

You could serve the Realdoll that plastic food they display in the windows of Japanese restaurants.


I wonder if she'd shit Legos.

Ouch!!

It's like planning your kid's funeral expenses while he's still just a bun in the oven.


The hardest part is getting the first few layers of phyllo dough to stick.

I think it depends on how how the Real Doll is.

I think it depends on how how the Real Doll is.

Wow. A double post with a type. It depends on how 'hot' the real doll is. It's not even funny.

Bear with me for a sec.


There are 17 games left and we're 7 games behind the Yankees. If we sweep them next weekend, then we're only 4 games back with 3 more games against them to end the season. That means in the other 11 games, we just have to do 1 game better than them (if we win 6 against them, we'd have a season record against NY of 11-7 so a tie wins).

Look, is it likely that given our current roster and pitching/bullpen and everything else that we'll overtake the Yankees? No, of course not.


Would it be fucking awesome? Absolutely. Go Rays!

Kaz, I've been thinking about that same scenario. So very unlikely, yet so was 2004. Go rookies!

I like your thinking, Kaz.


You know what else? Ortiz has 30 HRs and 91 RBIs. He could easily get 100 by seasons' end. And he's been healthy all year. This from a guy most of us would not have been surprised to see released at the end of April. It just goes to show, you never know.

oh boy, creeping back in, only to eviscerate your hopes, dreams, loves, lives and what-not.

Planning a roadtrip to Pittsburgh in june for Guaranteed Win Weekend®. It's a great park, and a horrible team.


unflaggingly,

lc

A hunter "eviscerates" a bear.

Nuthin'. Plenty of other words work though: http://www.youtube.com/user/tippexperience

Thanks Kev-I just wet my pants :O

Heh, no prob. That site can suck up some serious time.

BTW - speaking of wetting one's pants - try "pisses on".

Probability of Red Sox overtaking Yanks is about 0.16%. That includes scenarious in which they won't win the division, just overtake the Yanks.

Probability of Red Sox overtaking Yanks is about 0.16%. That includes scenarious in which they won't win the division, just overtake the Yanks.

Damn Kev. That is some funny stuff right there! Thanks for sharing.

You know what? For a night anyway...I still believe. Haven't watched all week and we're 6 back with 16 to go...ridiculous I know but that's what being a Sox fan is all about.

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