I know we're playing out the so-called string, but jeez Dice-K, really?
Why not just wheel out the friggin' Jugs machine and save everybody the trouble?
Many moons must pass
To glimpse the ivory-billed
Or quality start.
So in the end, it looks like the Red Sox will struggle to win 87 games.
This is like the old days.
Why the fuck not? Everything old is new again.
Seriously, if leggings can come back then why not the 85-win Red Sox?
I once knew a girl who wore leggings,
She wouldn't put out until I started begging,
Then it was spandex galore,
From this dirty litte whore,
How I love cod with a little breading.