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Mike:
I knew things were bad at the majah networks and all but I didn't realize it was so bad that now nut jobbahs prefer to go berserkahs at the HQs of minor cable channels.

 


Al:
Of course!

 

Mike:
And the Froggies. Don't forget the Froggies.

 

Doug:
Christ, is that the lamest friggin manifesto evah?

 

Al:
Dude definitely didn't put the "man" in manifesto did he?

 

Doug:
Yeah, need to call it a "pussifesto" or something.

 

Mike:
Speaking of... now that 2010 is more or less a wash, any sense of Theo's directive for next season? Go for broke? Slash and burn? Bridge?

 

Al:
I'm not used to worrying. And that has me worried.

 

Doug:
Seriously. Makes me think of those poor fucks in 1921. Nevah saw it coming, did they?

 

Comments

I'd be UP for a Lisafesto ;)

"Seriously. Makes me think of those poor fucks in 1921. Nevah saw it coming, did they? "

I haven't laughed that hard at a strip in a while. After all of the bad news that has been this season I needed a good laugh.

At first I thought the whole situation was a manijesto, but then the guy took a hostagesto and got shot inthechesto.


Looking foward to the upcoming Mannyfesto.

"My name is Inigo Montoya,you killed my father,you son of a bitch.Prepare to die"

I don't think this guy quite got the point of Survivorman.

Hey, dude did his part and helped decrease population by one. Gotta start somewhere. Now on to all those parasitic human infants??

Pussifesto indeed. I just read it and it isn't quite "Industrial Society and its Future." Now that was a manifesto!

On a side note, if i was starting a heavy metal band, Anchor Baby Filth would be a pretty cool name.

Pussifesto indeed. I just read it and it isn't quite "Industrial Society and its Future." Now that was a manifesto!

On a side note, if i was starting a heavy metal band, Anchor Baby Filth would be a pretty cool name.

Wow. How he avoided being put in a straightjacket is beyond me.


But enough about Manny.

I guess God needed another delusional asshole.

As for next year, pass the mustard.


You know, somewhere in all that pussifesto, he could have at least demanded that Discovery find a way to get the Redsox to the World Series. Might be a little hard for Discovery to accomplish, but not really any more so than the rest of his demands.

Wow. So Shark Week wasn't enough for this guy, we need a Squirrel Week too?

They should have just sent Tito in there to straighten things out...

Froggie week

"these are the demands and the sayings of Lee". We're all lucky this guy never realized he could run for public office. POTUS or bust.

Is Tito flexing there or winding up to punch his pussy soon-to-be son-in-law in the jaw?

Hopefully the latter.

@Harwich - that's the best; this guy has the grapes to hold people hostage and yet he still refers to frogs as froggies? Apparently he was unstable.

Maybe Tito's bracing for a back waxing. Hes' like a hairless cat.

@Harwich - that's the best; this guy has the grapes to hold people hostage and yet he still refers to frogs as froggies? Apparently he was unstable.

Maybe Tito's bracing for a back waxing. Hes' like a hairless cat.

Were this guy a right-winger, the media would be short stroking this all over the place. Thought experiment, shall we?

It would be front page NYT, WaPo, three broadcast networks, etc, that:

1) Tea Parties/Obamacare protesters et al are inciting dangerous violence.

2) Concluding smear: Conservative = deranged.

But: This guy was inspired by Al Gore, so there's nothing to see here, move along.

Ribbit

J.O., name the last guy previously incited to violence by Al Gore.


Meanwhile, there are people pipe bombing a mosque in Florida, shooting guns in Murfreesboro TN, slashing a cabbie's throat in NYC, shooting at Ramadan services in Carlton, NY...

Yeah. Totally the same thing.

And the firebombing at the campaign office of U.S. Rep. Russ Carnahan!!!!!... oh, wait, that wasn't a right wing whacko after all but disgruntled progressive activist. Nothing to see here, move along. LOL.


BTW I ran over a squirrel yesterday in with my SUV. Score one for the human parasites!


Look out, Froggie, I'm comin' for you next.

Preparing to croak

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