Well, things looked promising aftah Friday night, but then, ah...
Yeah, the rest of the weekend was a real glum dunt.
You know we're now tied with the Twins for the wildcahd, right? So now we're chasing the Ray and the Yankees while fending off the Twins.
And don't forget the Jays.
I would insert a sad trombone sound here but, you know, I'm a bit rusty this morning.
So does anyone have any good news this Monday?
Yeah, I'm dating beauty pageant winnah! She's the second from the left.