Yeah, saw off the back and recycle the resulting lumbah to build, oh I dunno, a coffin!
"Beneath the sod you tread upon,
Lies the splittah of
"They said the blown saves
were killing him,
and they were right."
Hey, now, if you look a Pap's career numbahs, he still compares favorably with Rivera.
Dude, are you shitting me? Don't even go there this morning.
Seriously, Mike. Despite good intentions, sometimes you just can't dress things up.