Behold the Lunah Mothra!
"He was tremendous," Francona said. "First-pitch strikes, 19 of 24. Power to his pitches, slider, cutter. Two walks."
Two walks? Two walks? Srsly?
Dude, Dice is 5-0 this season when walking two or fewah battahs.
Hmmm... call me crazy but maybe, just maybe, there is some sort of, I dunno, "pattern" at work here?
From the artist's brush
A nature scene, growing grass –
Look! It's almost dry.