Visions
Mike:
So the Red Sox have the best record in baseball since April 20th.
Doug:
Of course they do. Don't you know everything gets bettah aftah 4/20?
Al:
Well, except for explosions on oil rigs in the Gulf which, coincidentally, also stahted on 4/20.
Mike:
60 days and counting.
Doug:
Ah, stop being such a bunch of CHB doomahs and gloomahs...
Doug:
Here's the deal: a relief well is dug by August, then a Septembah hurricane disperses the worst concentrations of the oil... And by next summah it's all a fading memory.
Al:
What? Did you have a beatific vision or something?
Mike:
Yeah, but in Doug's case remembah that a beatific vision is shorthand for a nocturnal emission involving Sarah Palin and bukake.
Doug:
Jeez, guy, you say that like it's a bad thing.
Thank God I don't put cream in my coffee.
Posted by: Bob | 2010.06.22 at 09:26 AM
Q: What do The Waldos, Louis Pasteur, Adolph Hitler, the Gulf Oil Spill, Sarah "I can see Russia from my house" Palin and bukakke all have in common?
A: They're all prominently featured in today's Soxaholix strip. Damn, h.b.! You're really weaving some disparate threads into some fine hemp cloth today.
Posted by: Rob in CT, er, AL | 2010.06.22 at 09:33 AM
Thinking about it, all you missed was a follow-up Cleveland Steamah comment.
Posted by: Rob in CT, er, AL | 2010.06.22 at 09:34 AM
Speaking of Which
multiculturally,
lc
Posted by: louclinton | 2010.06.22 at 09:48 AM
I might have thought the term was "mazeltoss", lc.
Posted by: Rob in CT, er, AL | 2010.06.22 at 09:59 AM
Or Nozzle tov.
Posted by: Bob | 2010.06.22 at 10:08 AM
...or Douche nozzle tov ;)
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2010.06.22 at 10:20 AM
apparently she wears those glasses for a reason...
Posted by: granular_serene | 2010.06.22 at 11:36 AM
It's better to look good than to feel good - Fernando
It's better to look smart than to be smart -
Sarah Palin
Posted by: chucks | 2010.06.22 at 12:39 PM
and to look steamed than to be steamed?
Posted by: buckner was framed | 2010.06.22 at 01:15 PM
It's better to form a blue ribbon commission of smart people to talk about it. -- B. Obama
Posted by: h.b. | 2010.06.22 at 02:15 PM
As long as those wicked smaht people delegate actually doing stuff to the little people, why not?
Posted by: chucks | 2010.06.22 at 02:17 PM
That's my theory with the comments.
Thanks little people. I'm sending you a Brachen Steamer as my way of saying thanks.
Posted by: h.b. | 2010.06.22 at 02:27 PM
whew-
good thing I'm a small person, not a little one
Posted by: buckner was framed | 2010.06.22 at 02:35 PM
h.b. dare I ask what a Brachen steamer is?:) If its made up of the steaming goodness of a soxaholix strip all is well... otherwise... I just shudder to think what you might come up with:)
Posted by: vasoxfan | 2010.06.22 at 02:57 PM
I'ts like the Cleveland Steamer but with a hint of Sriracha.
Posted by: h.b. | 2010.06.22 at 03:05 PM
Ohh the Sriracha makes all the difference.
Posted by: vasoxfan | 2010.06.22 at 05:01 PM
Does it include a steam whistle "toot toot", or a rousing cheer of "Yankees Suck"?
Posted by: Rob in CT, er, AL | 2010.06.22 at 06:16 PM
I hope it's Sriracha and not blood.
(Enjoy your dinner everybody!)
Posted by: Bob | 2010.06.22 at 06:49 PM
Thanks Bob ;O
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2010.06.22 at 07:12 PM
it all sounds so delicious
Posted by: sonomasox | 2010.06.22 at 07:24 PM
You can even eat the dishes...
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2010.06.22 at 07:35 PM
My turn for liquid thru nose and onto keyboard... the liquid is red wine (though could be blood, natch)
Posted by: h.b. | 2010.06.22 at 08:37 PM
Harwich - hilarious!
Posted by: Rob in CT, er, AL | 2010.06.22 at 10:20 PM