Losing to the fucking Orioles in extras is like Helen Thomas showing up at your Bar Mitzvah.
Hey, the Orioles had to win a game again at some point.
Yeah, and seeing that look of relief on the Oriole's playahs faces when they stormed out of the dugout like they'd just won the Division took some of the sting away.
How does a team get so bad anyway? I mean 16 and 41 and on pace for the 13th *consecutive* losing season?
Certainly puts our occasional hissy fits into perspective, doesn't it?
Hey, those hissy fit days are ovah. Haven't you heard? The Red Sox are no longah very populah.