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Bill:
It's comforting, and by comforting I mean in a how humidity leads to jock itch kinda way, that Shaughnessy's tone is so consistent across the sports.

 

Bill:
Listen to this openah to his morning Celtic's piece:

"Take a good look at your Celtics when they break from their huddle and walk on the Staples Center court for Game 7 against the Lakers tonight. This will never happen again. Not with this group."

 

Bill:
Such a cheahful chap, isn't he?

 

Mike:
You know I've always thought it's a disservice to all of humanity that the CHB only covahs sports. I mean just imagine it...

"Take a good look at your Gulf Coast because when the oil slick hits it's all over. You'll never see this again. Evah. And then a hurricane is going to come and pick up this oil and spread it inland where it will ignite from a lightening strike and the entiah East Coast will burn down. That's the reality. And that's before the zombies..."

 

Bill:
You know that oil spill would have nevah happened if Harry Frazee hadn't fucking sold Babe Ruth to the Yankees.

 

Mike:
Curse of the B.P.ino.

 

Comments

Are you warming us up for CHB's inagural appearance, H.B.?


He does remind me of Dana Carvey's "Grumpy Old Man" character. "In myyyy day, we didn't have game sevens. We had game sixes, and they didn't decide anything and everyone went home with no joy or disappointment or any emotion at all...and we LIKED it!"

"And that's before the zombies..."


Coffee, keyboard, monitor, paper towels.


Gee, thanks, h.b.

PRESIDENT Cam Neely. Imagine BP CEO facing PRESIDENT NEELY. "Gusher? I'll show you a gusher."

b.p.ino... awesome! Bob, sixes that was great. But we kinda get mini sixes during the year right. I mean beating AZ is kinda like a six right?

Go.

Celtics.


hopefully,

lc

Celts and Sox always win on the same day,it turns out, but it's the WHITE Sox.
Chicago is at Pittsburgh today.

#18 looking better.

"That's the reality. And that's before the zombies".


Like Rob, I was laugfhing out loud at that one. Classic, h.b.


I laughed as much at Bob's Game 6/Dana Carvey thing.


I hope I'll be laughing inside when I wake up tomorrow. The Celts need to bring their A+ game tonight if we're gonna be hoisting banner # 18..

in regards to CHB covering the gulf - he would be sure to point out that Mabus, Obama's pick to head the gulf restoration, is actually the third antichrist per Nostradamus.

I God, we really are going to end up nuking that well, aren't we?


And lo, the fire did reach unto the heavens and engulf the better part of Parcentia and Rigah. Many writhed in the unholy pain of flames unloosened, and Mabus himself was tranformed into an idol of ash.


What the...? I kind of went blank there for a minute. Weird, almost like a trance.

Oh, this Mabus angle is awesome!

idol of flames - touchdown Jesus

Heh. You said "Mabus"...


Mabus then will soon die, there will come
Of people and beasts a horrible rout:
Then suddenly one will see vengeance,
Hundred, hand, thirst, hunger when the comet will run.


Naval battle night will be overcome,
Fire in the ships to the West ruin:
New trick, the great ship colored,
Anger to the vanquished, and victory in a drizzle.

-- Nostradamus

Most scholars agree it means Celtics by 4.

....and that's before the zombies...

Great stuff Mr.Brachen!

Uh-oh. The Red Sox won.

Red Sox win.


Celtics lead for 95% of the game.

Go 'pies.

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