Made with 100% Boof

Mike:
So Dave Pinto wondahs what you'd call a game with 27 strikeouts, i.e., a game where, othan than fouls, the hittah makes no contact with the ball.

 

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Mike:
You know, a step beyond the perfect game.

 

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Susan/Circle:
Wouldn't that be "pluperfect"? Defined as more than perfect?

 

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Mike:
All I know is it probably wouldn't be called a "Boof."

 

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Susan/Circle:
Well, a Boof could be the antonym for a pluperfect game.

 

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Mike:
Seriously, when your first four pitches are balls followed quickly by loading the bases, yeah, you're in the antonymous zone alright.

 

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Susan/Circle:
So Mastahson looked shahp, huh?

 

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Mike:
OK. OK.
Wait for it...

Hey, why can't we get pitchahs like that?

 

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Susan/Circle:
Budump-bump-chhh.

 

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Comments

[h.b.]

Hello? Is this thing on?

[Kaz]

How did we give up a guy named specifically for being a "Master's Son"....and get a guy named after the go-along chick from Teen Wolf?

Well, at least we got something of value for "Master's Son". We traded him for a joke from "Airplane".

[yazbread]

I am intrigued with Boof's infinite ERA. I guess that really is the opposite of the pluperfect. We can now have a metaphysical discussion on whether he can actually get any worse. To infinity and beyond ...

[louclinton]

Can't decide:

Boooo
F

or

B
oooooooof

alternatively,

lc

[granular_serene]

alls i want to know is, where's the boof?

[Rob in CT]

We can now have a metaphysical discussion on whether he can actually get any worse.

PluBoof?

[Jeff in NC]

Excuse me, I just Boofed. You might want to roll the window down.

[Jeff in NC]

Stop Boofing Off and throw a damned strike. You keep Boofing off like that and the next thing you know the bases will be loaded and you'll be losing your eyesight.

[Jeff in NC]

Redo the scene from The Natural where Red Blow says to Pop Fisher in the dugout during a shitty team performance and after a particularly dismal exhibition of talent by one of the players on the field..

"That wasn't so good."

or
Pop: "C'mon Boof! Throw Strikes!
Red: "Boof's killin' worms, Pop."

[yazbread]

I wonder if Masterson's wife is blogging in Cleveland.

[Harwich Rich]

Absolutely THE worst nickname ever.Why doesn't he just call himself "Rippah" ? Imho ;O

[Bob]

With apologies to the immortal S. Gibson and C. Glenn (and Arsenio Hall of course):

Boof, there it goes.

I still like Boof bourguignon.

[Kaz]

Somehow...the world already knew about Boof...

boof (n)
1. short for buttfuck (and less vulgar)
2. anything goofy, messed up, or otherwise out of the ordinary

Examples:
I boofed my 9-iron and hit my foot instead of the ball.

Courtesy Urban Dictionary

[Jeff in NC]

referencing def#1 above, boofing one's 9-iron seems a bit painful, but perhaps not so much as the 3-wood, or driver. oh, maybe they meant grip end first?

[LarryE]

I think lc is the winner of the Boof spoof, or more accurately, a goof on Boof (the big doof).

[soxdownunder]

Do you guys use the expression 'boof head' or is that an Australian special. My Dad called me a boof head whenever I did something stupid, which was most days.

http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://www.lambiek.net/artists/c/clark_rb/clark_r_b_boofhead_big.jpg&imgrefurl=http://lambiek.net/artists/c/clark_rb.htm&h=406&w=305&sz=32&tbnid=n161m8CrUwu4ZM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=93&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dboofhead&hl=&usg=__MJzxEASCYu1YBtTMhkXUUPxGkqk=&sa=X&ei=lkkRTN_8McyOkQWUq63QBw&ved=0CCcQ9QEwAw">http://www.lambiek.net/artists/c/clark_rb/clark_r_b_boofhead_big.jpg&imgrefurl=http://lambiek.net/artists/c/clark_rb.htm&h=406&w=305&sz=32&tbnid=n161m8CrUwu4ZM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=93&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dboofhead&hl=&usg=__MJzxEASCYu1YBtTMhkXUUPxGkqk=&sa=X&ei=lkkRTN_8McyOkQWUq63QBw&ved=0CCcQ9QEwAw">http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://www.lambiek.net/artists/c/clark_rb/clark_r_b_boofhead_big.jpg&imgrefurl=http://lambiek.net/artists/c/clark_rb.htm&h=406&w=305&sz=32&tbnid=n161m8CrUwu4ZM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=93&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dboofhead&hl=&usg=__MJzxEASCYu1YBtTMhkXUUPxGkqk=&sa=X&ei=lkkRTN_8McyOkQWUq63QBw&ved=0CCcQ9QEwAw

[soxdownunder]

I don't know wht just happened but I'm really really sorry.

[Kaz - I need help again with the links thing. opening tag and closing tag doesn't seem to work any more

[soxdownunder]

I think I must be a boof head or something.

[Bob]

Wouldn't it be a foob head Down Under, SDU?

[Rob in CT]

Boofhead looks like he was drawn by Robert Crumb.

[soxdownunder]

Fucking Celtics; fucking Kaz: what else explains the old hit the lead in the top of the ninth to, well, blow in the bottom?

Disgruntedly
sdu