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My Inner Tavarez

Your omniscient author in absentia:
OK, I'm having some issues with the day job that for today at least have crowded out all mental capacity to write a strip.

Currently, it's taking pretty much all I've got to keep my inner Julian Batshit Tavarez locked up and prevented from going all kinds of crazy on the Joey Gathrights, both real and imagined, surrounding me.

My guess is that you know exactly what I mean from your own personal experiences.

Nice little roll the Sox are on, though, eh?



Makes you wonder about that NBC employee who won MegaMillions the other day and says she's going to keep her job, huh H.B.?

Inauspicious beginning to last night's game turned auspicious. Ominous became inous. Terrible, ible.

Inner Tavarez? You don't wanna be a porn star, do you, hb?

So that makes your job the 400 pound chick in the bar at 2:00 a.m.?

h.b. - You work where I work?

just slowly roll one to first and count your blessings h.b.

hey - just let a little Tavarez out and go rub your coworker's head a little longer than seems appropriate. Everybody will have such a WTF? going on in their head it'll be like a reset button got pushed on the whole workplace. Or you'll get fired for harassment. Either way, it solves the immediate problem rather quickly.

and pitching an defense are certainly having an impact on the games, but not really the way it was drawn up.

Buy shoes and put your boss's picture on them with a Bedazzler. That's how you unleash the inner Tavarez.

Inner Tavarez?? I'm still trying to come to grips with My Own Personal Jesus.

We might be able to start talking about an inner Youkilis. Did you see the way he threw his bat down after striking out?

When Youk throws down his bat, the ground cracks.

Sad,I remember when that was Big Papi



Sox v Yankees.

Try to find your inner Darnell (Not Ronald) McDonald HB...

All this awesomeness on tonight and I have a stats final. At least it's open book. perhaps I'll make it open bottle too.

hey h.b......RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!

Meetings are going to kill me. Made me miss beer cart, and that's just unforgivable.

Anyway, have a great weekend all. Hopefully we'll have something fun to yak about on Monday.

The roll is.....over.

And gooooooooooooooooo fuck yourself Bri.

awww look, BB's mom paid the internet bill.

You know, I have a feeling that BigBri might be a closet Sox fan, coming to a Sox fan blog to attempt to harrass us. He probably lives in a house full of yankee fans, but down in the basement bedroom in his closet he has a small shrine to Teddy Ballgame and Yaz.

If you're gonna lose a game might as well go all crazy wild with your pitches and plunk a couple of guys. I bet they won't stand in so comfortable the next time they face Beckett. Never know when he might groove one right for the earhole on the helmet.

Imagine trolling the internet for a RS site and striking with a the moment his team of mercenaries has some success against their rivals? Shadenfraude has it's place but this appears to be the high point in BigCheese's basement dwelling existence. Perpetual virginity is undignified.

Don't feed the trolls!!

Dear BigBri: Go fuck yourself in your fucking fuckhole.



ps: I know where your mother lives

On second thought, Happy Mothers Day to BB and all the other females who read this site.

Oh yeah, The Red Sox baseball team currently sucks.



Also, Todd Hilliard

Fuck the yankees and the satyrs they rode in on...

Boston misery is a beautiful thing. So thanks for that!

Dallas Braden. Perfect Game.

Looks like Hart is late this AM, so I'll just do the post for him:
SAWXFAN1: You know, before 2004 it would really bother me when the Yanks rolled into town, kicked our asses, drank our booze, banged our women in the ass and then rolled out of here after gifting us a "pity win".

SAWXFAN2: Yeah, but now it doesn't bother me. I'll just be able to remember 2004 for the rest of my life and tell my kids and my kids' kids how great it was that year...

SAWXFAN1: Yeah..was brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

That's pretty good, BigBrie. I should consider making you a recurring character.

a fine post BigBri. I would point out that Sawxfans 1 and 2 are not actually characters in this serial comic, but that shouldn't diminish your creativity. At least you are almost getting the point of the whole strip/site.

I was explaining to my 10 yr old the other day that he shouldn't hate on his atheltic opponents because without them there is no game. He can dislike them, root for his own, be fully spirited but hating - no. It appears your mom just gave you a similar speech, since you have just made what I think is your most intelligent, jest filled post EVER. Yes, this is a backhanded compliment - I didn't want to appear too friendly or start getting any unwanted solicitations :).

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