Well, well, well, hello .500 baseball, nice to see you again, did you lose weight, you're looking really swell.
Speaking of looking swell, John Lackey anyone?
The stahting rotation is actually, maybe, quite possibly settling into a groove.
Oh, yeah, and BTW a funny thing happened when I was on my way to get pahts for my DIY Jack Kevorkian suicide machine — The Boston Red Sox now rank #1 in the AL in SLG (461), and numbah 3 in runs.
That's not to say I won't need the machine, just that there's no immediate hurry related to its assembly.
Breathe from the abdomen... One game at a time.