OMFG the Sox are on the precipice of a season first 3 game winning streak!
Time to grease your no-no holes, fellas, because Destiny is wearing a strap on.
We are watching history unfold in real-time. Oooh, gina tingles.
One small step for a 2010 contendah, one giant leap for the 2010 Red Sox.
Look, I haven't been this excited since the introduction of New Coke.
Are you kidding me, my excitement is so pernicious and suspicious that 2 cops from Arizona are on their way to question me.
Yeah, well, if I were any more excited Gov. Rick Perry would shoot me.