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Mike:
Yes, it's that time of year again — The NOTY Awards!
Doug:
And once again it's a strong 64, very strong.
Al:
Seriously, where does one begin?
Al:
I mean there's a Hitler and a Stalin and a Dr. Speedy Nutz. All in the same bracket no less.
Doug:
And what about Dick Smallberries?
Mike:
But wait, it's not just Dick Smallberries but Dick Smallberries Junior!
Al:
And you gotta love the phonetics of X'Zavier. I mean is that a name worthy of a teak X'zylograph or what?
Doug:
You know, it really takes a lotta balls to give your kid a name like Aristole Socrates.
Mike:
No, it doesn't just take balls, it takes Pamela Balls.
I think I gotta go with Dr. Speedy Nutz. I mean, he's a doctor.
Posted by: Bob | 2010.03.29 at 08:14 AM
I think Can Du has the kind of spirit that will get him to the Final Four as a big upset over Spontaneous Gordon.
Posted by: Kaz | 2010.03.29 at 08:23 AM
On second glance, I'm changing my vote to King Jamell Modest. (Or as his friends call him, Ironic Oxymoron.)
Posted by: Bob | 2010.03.29 at 08:57 AM
I am still sore from the defeat of Iris MacDangDang. Undoubtedly Calipari was involved and the Barkevious Mingo win should be vacated.
Posted by: SAC | 2010.03.29 at 10:02 AM
Go Typhoon Nurse! I would love to sleep with someone named Typhoon Nurse, the jokes could go on forever.
Posted by: ponch | 2010.03.29 at 10:49 AM
As a religious NOTY follower, I have to say this year's field seems a bit weak to me. Very few sure-fire laughers, though Dr Speedy Nutz is definitely one of them.
Posted by: Chops | 2010.03.29 at 11:10 AM
need to see hannukkah wallace & jesus leonardo in the bull tron reg. final. Epic clash of powerhouses.
as for that other bracket - I hate Duke.
Posted by: sonomasox | 2010.03.29 at 12:34 PM
My Final Four is X'Zavier Bloodsaw, Napoleon Einstein, Aristotle Socrates, and Spartacus Bernstein ... may the best name win
Posted by: IsaacL | 2010.03.29 at 03:51 PM