Random thoughts seek segue
Doug:
Imagine what we'd be saying if they weren't beating up on the college kids?
Al:
Missed this previously: Matsuzaka will not be ready for Opening Day... And I can't decide whether this is good news or bad?
Mike:
Heavy lobstah pot
Wet deck awash with red claws –
Too small, toss 'em back.
Doug:
Now that he's no longer with the Yankees, Johnny Damon is all afluttah about his time with the Sox.
Mike:
And Scott Boras always has Damon's best interest at heart. And that's the troof.
Doug:
Yep. And Megan Fox has only been with like two dudes. Evah.
"I'm happy I ended up in Detroit."
Really Johnny?
You just don't seem like a Detroit kind of guy. Getting under the Ferrari to change the oil, getting up at 4:00 to start your shift on the assembly line. Well, I guess you did get laid off, so that's something.
Posted by: Bob | 2010.03.04 at 08:16 AM
Megan Fox is a MILF? Or would that be step-MILF?
Posted by: COD | 2010.03.04 at 09:38 AM
"Yep. And Megan Fox has only been with like two dudes. Evah."
Bob, are you the other one? She never would tell me...
I had to break it off though. Those thumbs of hers gave me the willies.
Posted by: Rob in CT | 2010.03.04 at 10:16 AM
Megan Fox? Feh. I'm more into the Bea Arthur types.
Posted by: Bob | 2010.03.04 at 10:36 AM
Megan Fox is a Tiger?
Damon has only been with two dudes?
Can I get paid millions to not show up on time and be semi-effective at my job?
Segue fail
Posted by: Jeff in NC | 2010.03.04 at 10:41 AM
"...And then there's Maude."
Posted by: Rob in CT | 2010.03.04 at 11:10 AM
Hmm. I wonder what Abby might say to the idea that you're into Bea Arthur types...
Posted by: Rob in CT | 2010.03.04 at 11:11 AM
The real hero is Brian Austin Green.
Tiffany Amber Thiessen
Vanessa Marcil
Megan Fox
That's quite a resume. Who would that be equate to for a woman?
Mark Paul Gosselar
Mario Lopez
Brad Pitt
Nah, doesn't sound as impressive.
Posted by: Joe in Jersey | 2010.03.04 at 11:16 AM
Rob, she'd say, "Stanley, you're an idiot."
Posted by: Bob | 2010.03.04 at 11:21 AM
Heh, my friend asked me the same question just yesterday: "What if we lost to BC?"
Posted by: Kaz | 2010.03.04 at 11:38 AM
Papi went deep! Papi went deep! Our season is saved! Hallelujah!
Posted by: Go Sox. Go Heels. Dook sucks. Yankees suck. | 2010.03.04 at 12:10 PM
Since I'm on jury duty tomorrow (they're all guilty!), here's hoping you creeps have a great weekend.
It's at Superior Court where lots of the juicy cases happen, so hopefully we'll have something fun to yak about on Monday.
Posted by: Bob | 2010.03.04 at 05:37 PM