Imagine what we'd be saying if they weren't beating up on the college kids?
Missed this previously: Matsuzaka will not be ready for Opening Day... And I can't decide whether this is good news or bad?
Heavy lobstah pot
Wet deck awash with red claws –
Too small, toss 'em back.
Now that he's no longer with the Yankees, Johnny Damon is all afluttah about his time with the Sox.
And Scott Boras always has Damon's best interest at heart. And that's the troof.
Yep. And Megan Fox has only been with like two dudes. Evah.