Priorities, people

Doug:
So the Iranian Supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei says that on February 11th he's got some big friggin' news to delivah...

 

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Doug:
But it's like, cleric-dude, c'mon...

Everybody knows Truck Day is the 12th.

 

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Bill:
Inshallah!

 

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Comments

[Bob]

"And on the 11th, we shall pre-pack the Glaschka (truck) with explosive power which shall ackalaka (stun) the Western powers including the imperial Satan deceptively known as the Angels."

[Kaz]

Puh-lease, Ayatollah. The West is the KING of building up expectations of a tremendous "punch" that will knock us all out...and then delivering warmed-over tripe that we've all seen a billion times before.

Excuse me if I don't ramp up my fear and expectations just to be let down by some wannabe bogeyman. When you can let an ICBM fly, look me up. I'm in the book.

[h.b.]

LOLatollah: I can has ICBM?

[Bob]

Uh, H.B.? Why are there Iranian date sites and Muslim matrimonial sites advertising on Soxaholix (not that there's anything wrong with that.)

[h.b.]

Bob, just saw that! It's the Google key words stuff. Guess the bot is picking up on Bill's "INSHALLAH."

[sonomasox]

Nothing wrong w/ some Persian princesses to start the erect...I mean insurrection.

[yazbread]

Where's Curtis Lemay when you really need him?

[lobstaman]

Alu Nomar!
/is places on FBI watch list

[Larry Here]

Thanks Yaz - I had gone SO long without thinking of that ass Lemay. It was nice while it lasted...

[Kaz]

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is a fucking retard.

(is that okay, Mrs. Palin?)

[h.b.]

And a fucking faggot.

[h.b.]

Just kidding. There are no gays in Iran. Ahmadinejad said so.

[urm (the mad)]

Oh yes there are; worked there in the late 70's and lots of people in my company were gay and were there for the - um - good fellowship.
Marg Bar MFY's; Durud Bar Sawx. (that's Farsi)

[madraider]

I feel like Jim Carey and almost wish to click on muslima.com. It's probably easier to convert a center fielder to left field than to convert a muslim to say rational athiesm, or atleast agnosticism.

[pseudosanity78]

What happens when my sausage loving, vodka swilling, devout Polish National friend marries her Muslim boyfriend? Massive pierogie implosion?

[Steve in MD]

Israeli F-111's will be arriving over the Ayatollah's skies soon... (Gee, the Israeli's don't have any F-111's. I wonder where they got them? All of ours are parked out at Davis Monthan, I think...)