So I'm disappointed to learn that Martha Coakley is not a membah of SoSH.
One of her handlers needs to shove a bloody sock in her mouth because every time she opens her mouth to speak she drops another couple points in the polls.
Hey, I'm the last person to defend a Taxachusetts lib like Coakley, but I'm not especially unnerved by her Schilling gaffe.
I mean it's the US Senate fercrissakes.
You think that dipshit Al Franken has ever heard of Brett Favre? Of course not, but it doesn't stop the most honorable Senator for Minnesota from casting votes along with the rest of his brain dead colleagues.
OK. Enough friggin politics. Let's get back to something that actually mattahs.
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