Wow. One day the Globe runs its "Five things to know about Lackey" standahd offseason puff piece...
And the next day the Globe's back again with yet anothah one.
I didn't know Lackey's Red Sox contract included a "daily ball washing by the local media" clause.
The amusing thing, of course, is realizing that it'll be the same media that reams Lackey a new bungah the moment he faltahs.
Yeah, led by our favorite Curly Haired Boyfriend who, while resting his balls in a commemorative cup of irony, will hack out a piece in which he accuses the fans of lactating ovah Lackey.
And we'll relish every minute of it.
Relish and Sriracha.